Here's another funny Hank Green, the musical half of the "vlogbrothers" song off his 2009 album "This Machine Pwns N00bs". This is probably the funniest song of his so far just because of the constant witty world play in every single line of the song. If you have issues with Hanks signature spastic strumming style or the timing of the song, just listen to the song and try to play along. And, when you've made your final judgement on the tab, please rate and comment. Standard Tuning Intro: Strum the C chord a few times 'til you get the rythm. Verse 1:

The mink lost her ^Fmaj7furry scarf, she ^Gsaid it was ^Cstolen, The shoe salesman ^Fmaj7wanted to help, 'cause ^Ghe had so much ^Csole, But ^Fmaj7then his whole left ^Gside fell off, but ^Che's all right now, The ^Fmaj7pregnant heifer ^Gsaw it happen, ^Cyeah, she had a ^Gcow,

Chorus:

And the ^CC O ^Fmaj72 delivery ^Gguy always gives me ^Cgas, And I really hate ^Fmaj7mules ^Gbecause they're so half-^Cass, Yeah, I really hate ^Fmaj7mules ^Gbecause they're so half-^Cass.

Verse 2:

The bike can't stand up ^Fmaj7by itself, it ^Gsays it's two-^Ctired, The human cannon^Fmaj7ball was late for ^Gwork and he got ^Cfired, And ^Fmaj7if your pants are ^Gtoo big you'll get ^Cexposed in the end, And ^Fmaj7if you crash your ^Gfancy car you'll ^Csee how a mercedez ^Gbends,

Chorus:

And the ^CC O ^Fmaj72 delivery ^Gguy always gives me ^Cgas, And I really hate ^Fmaj7mules ^Gbecause they're so half-^Cass, Yeah, I really hate ^Fmaj7mules ^Gbecause they're so half-^Cass.

Verse 3:

I forgot how to throw a ^Fmaj7boomerang, but ^Gthen it came back to ^Cme, It's just like riding a ^Fmaj7bike, or ^Gplaying with your ^Cwii, If ^Fmaj7you don't pay your ^Gexcorcist, ^Cyou'll get repossessed, The ^Fmaj7pirate shot him^Gself so he could ^Chave that dead man's ^Gchest,

Chorus:

And the ^CC O ^Fmaj72 delivery ^Gguy always gives me ^Cgas, And I really hate ^Fmaj7mules ^Gbecause they're so half-^Cass, Yeah, I really hate ^Fmaj7mules ^Gbecause they're so half-^Cass, Yeah, I really hate ^Fmaj7mules ^Gbecause they're so half-^Cass, Yeah, I really hate ^Fmaj7mules ^Gbecause they're so half-^Cass.

And that should be that for "Mules Are So Half Ass" by Hank Green. And remember, when you've made your final judgement on the tab, please rate and leave a comment. And feel free to stop by my profile and check out some of my other tabs as well. And feel free to join my "UGs Online Music Debate" group where you get to argue and debate with other UG users about anything music. -I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.

Hank Green - Mules are so half ass