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TITLE: Miniature Soccer Team ORIGINAL VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVvPfq0MoaQ ALBUM: [UNRELEASED] MUSIC AND LYRICS: Hank Green ORIGINAL ARTISTS: Hank Green TRANSCRIPTION: Andrew Marsden I always try to balance out each upload of a well-known Hank song with a really obscure one. So here is Miniature Soccer Team. (Yes, this song is Hank writing about his sister-in-law's womb.) ============== C
A Cyear ago today, My brother convinced a girl to say &quGot;I do".
And that girl was you.
But CSarah, I've got to warn you, I don't think you know just what you swore to. You'll Gsee,
What I mean.
Oh Fnothin' in the world could ever Gstop John Green, From Cachieving his one unmatchable dream. I don't Fthink that he would even Gstop at 19. He wants Ctwo entire miniature Fsoccer teams From Cyou.
From your womb.
C11 on each side; Co-ed teams would be just fine. As Glong,
as you don't take long.
C44 little tiny baby cleats Tied onto 44 baby feets So Gcute.
In their little Umbro suits.
Well I'm Fglad you think that you're the Gluckiest girl, In CIndianapolis and all of the world. But FI wouldn't think you'd Gbe too keen, On Cbirthing a miniature Fsoccer team, For Chim.
All for him.
CIt might sound inhumane, It might sound like a lot of pain. Unless you Gopt
To adopt.
CBut John would probably just call me a cynic, I think he's already called fertility clinics. He's Gserious
About this.
Oh F22 kids is Gprobably more Than a Cmiddle-class family like you can afford. But Fnothing in the world is gonna Gstop John Green, From Cseeing his miniature Fsoccer team, At Cplay.
Oh, all day.
CSarah I have to warn you, Warn you about what you've sworn to John GGreen, Is a baby makin' maCchine.
C G C