Here's another hilarious song from the musically talented half of the Youtube sensation, the vlogbrothers, Hank Green. If you haven't figured out what the song is about after listening to it even once, this song is about the stupidity of people and how they should pay for their own ignorance. And let's face it, we've all had these feelings before. This song is off his first CD, "So Jokes".If you have any problems with the tab, just listen to the song and it should all make sense. And, when you've made your final judgement on the tab, please rate and comment Chords: lowEADGBe Am:X02210 G:320003 F:XX3211 (or you could do the barre version if you want) C:X32010 Intro: Am G F Am G F C F G Am Am G F (-sidenote- The intro is the exact same chord progression as all the verses. If you get the intro down then you know almost the entire song.) Verse 1:

Oh ^Amhello Evil ^GLady ^Fat the grocery store it ^Amseems that you don't ^Gknow what the ^Fexpress lane's for It says ^Ctwelve items or ^Fless But you're ^Gexempt from that I ^Amguess And you ^Amstarted an ^Garguement about ^Fcoupons

Verse 2:

Oh, ^Amdon't make me kill ^Gyou ^Fover twenty five cents I'll ^Amgive you a freakin ^Gquarter if it ^Fmakes that much difference And you ^Cjust remembered something ^Fyou forgot to get Your ^Ghusband'll be right ^Amback with it ^AmOK... ^Gthat's it, I'm gonna ^Fkill you

Chorus 1:

Yeah ^AmI'm gonna ^Gkill you and ^Fpossibly your whole ^Amfamily too ^AmAll I want is some ^Gcourtesy some ^Fkindness and maybe an ^Amapology If you ^Amdon't get out of my ^Fgrocery line I'll do ^Gscorpion's fatality and ^Amrip out your spine I'm ^Amusually a very peaceful ^Gperson but I'm gonna ^Fkill you

Verse 3:

I ^Amjust wrote a ^Gnote to a ^Fguy down the street who ^Amrecently ^Ginvested in a ^Fgiant SUV it said &qu^Cot;I hope you know that w^Fe're fightin' a war so you can ^Gget your fat ass home from the ^Amgrocery store You'd ^Ambetter trade it ^Gin, or I'm gonna ^Fkill you"

Chorus 2:

Yeah ^AmI'm gonna ^Gkill you with a ^Fcar bomb in your ^AmH2 I ^Amdon't think it'd be ^Gtoo much to ask for ^Fyou to be a bit ^Amless of an ass I ^Amsuggest you reinvest in a ^FHonda Fit If you ^Gdon't, you're ^Amgonna regret it I'm ^Amusually a very peaceful ^Gperson, but I'm gonna ^Fkill you

Verse 4:

It's ^Am3:00 A^GM and my ^Fneighbor upstairs is ^Amactually ^Gworse than my ^Fworst nightmares He ^Chad some friends ^Fover for some ^Glate-night Red ^AmRover ^AmAnd now...^Gyeah...they're practicing ^Ftap dance

Chorus 3:

Yeah ^AmI'm gonna ^Gkill you and ^Fall your loud-ass ^Amfriends too I ^Amdon't think it'd be ^Gtoo much to ask for ^Fyou to be a bit ^Amless of an ass If I ^Amdon't get some ^Fpeace and quiet I'll ^Gput you on a ^Amstrychnine diet I'm ^Amusually a very peaceful ^Gperson but I'm gonna ^Fkill you.

Outro: (Repeat the chord progression in the Chorus section and end on Am.) (Repeat the chord progression from the verse) And that should be that for I'm Gonna Kill You by Hank Green Once again, please rate and comment when you have made your final judgement on the tab. And, if you liked this tab, feel free to stop by my profile page on this site and check out some of the others. And feel free to also join my "UGs Online Debate" group where you get to debate and argue with other UG people over music topics. -I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.

Hank Green - Im Gonna Kill You