Tuning: E A D G B E

This song is usually sung to an epic track by Michael Aranda, but Hank also occasionally plays an acoustic version, such as at LeakyCon, the I'm So Bad At This! Live! show and album, and at VidCon. This video is from VidCon; the actual song starts at 4:04: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_TCKhKxnXo Delano Fears To Be Afraid, nerdfighters! ----------------- Verse 1

^AmDon't forget that brains attract ^FDarling fetch the battle axe ^AmDecepticons fear this brilliant autobot ^GDo fish take baths a lot? ^AmDogs frequently take back apologies ^FDreadful feudal treachery breeds atrocities ^AmDarkened forests take bravery away ^AmDFTB DFTB DFTBA

^AmDoctor Freud's topic became afflicting ^FDamn Facebook, too bloody addicting ^AmI came Down for the baby's arrival ^GBut the Dead father's thoughts became archival ^AmDrunk fish try breathing air ^FDebutante's fame tarnished by affairs ^AmDelano fears to be afraid ^AmDFTB DFTB DFTBA

Chorus 1

^AmI don't know what you m^Gean when you s^Fay ^AmPlease explain what is ^GDF^FTB - ^AmI don't know what you m^Gean when you s^Fay ^AmPlease explain what is ^GDF^FTB^AmA

Verse 2

^AmIt's so Damn fine to be alive ^FUntil your dorky farting turd-face brother arrives ^AmDifficult financial times bring apocalypse ^GDanes fear the burning acropolis ^AmDonate for the blood association ^FDon't for the beaux's admiration ^AmDelilah's fruitcake triggers belly-ache ^AmDFTB DFTB DFTBA

^AmDead frogs teach bored anatomists ^FDelightful fans that blithely assist ^AmDuel for the best acronym ^GA Dark force to boldly apprehend ^AmDastardly farmers took Bessie away ^FBut she was Destined for the burger anyway ^AmDistro falls through bleak autumn ^AmDon't forget to be awesome

Chorus 2

^AmI don't know what you m^Gean when you s^Fay ^AmPlease explain what is ^GDF^FTB - ^AmI don't know what you m^Gean when you s^Fay ^AmPlease explain what is ^GDF^FTB^AmA

Hank Green - Dftba acoustic