Hank Green - A song about an anglerfish

Yes it's ^Ebtrue that I^Ab once we^Bbnt through lif^Ebe As a ^Ebguy who always h^Abad to rhyme li^Bbfe with str^Ebife Yes, I've been ^Abburned and I've been s^Bbpurned And through it ^Eball, yes, I have l^Cmearned That love is ^Abnot about whether y^Abou get stabbed But how ^Abslow the knife gets tu^Bbrned

But my ^Abfriends I've found an a^Abnimal Who ^Abdoesn't feel this p^Abain And my ^Ablife is so much b^Abetter Now that ^AbI can feel the s^Bbame

Because you ^Ebcan't hate the n^Abight If you've ^Bblived your whole life without light And you ^Ebcan't hate the d^Abish If you've ^Bbonly ever eaten fish And you ^Ebcan't feel a^Ablone If it's ^Bball you've ever k^Ebnown

Yeah the ^Abdeep sea anglerf^Abish Has no ^Abreason to be h^Abappy But it ^Bbhas no frikkin' i^Ebdea ^AbWhat else to b^Ebe

^EbThe deep sea dwelling a^Abnglerfish Never ^Bbhas to find a m^Ebate They are ^Ebalways there t^Abogether When it's ^Bbtime to procrea^Abte

See ^Abone dark night, a y^Bboung male Bites the ^Ebfemale on her s^Cmide And then ^Abslowly he bec^Abomes a sperm-pro^Abducing paras^Bbite

And if ^Abwe can say he l^Abives at all He ^Ablives until she d^Abies And un^Abtil that day he l^Abiterally ^AbNever leaves her s^Bbide

Yeah you can^Eb't hate the nigh^Abt If you've ^Bblived your whole life without light And you ^Ebcan't hate the d^Abish If you've ^Bbonly ever eaten fish And you ^Ebcan't feel a^Ablone If it's ^Bball you've ever k^Ebnown

Yeah the ^Abdeep sea anglerf^Abish Has no ^Abreason to be h^Abappy But it ^Bbhas no frikkin' i^Ebdea ^AbWhat else to b^Ebe

For ^Ebyears this rule has k^Abept me Out of ^Bbhopeless d^Ebespair You ^Ebsimply do not f^Abeel What is ^Bbalways t^Ebhere

I ^Abask my brain to e^Bbntertain That ^Ebpain is the s^Cmame That if I ^Abfeel it all the t^Abime Can you ^Abreally call it p^Bbain

I ^Abdon't have any f^Abriends And I ^Abdon't have any h^Abair But ^Abneither does the a^Abnglerfish And ^Abshe doesn't c^Bbare

Because you ^Ebcan't hate the n^Abight If you've ^Bblived your whole life without light And you ^Ebcan't hate the d^Abish If you've ^Bbonly ever eaten fish And you ^Ebcan't feel a^Ablone If it's ^Bball you've ever k^Ebnown

Yeah the ^Abdeep sea anglerf^Abish Has no ^Abreason to be h^Abappy But she^Bb has no frikkin' ^Ebidea ^AbWhat else to b^Ebe