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^EHenry Rollins, Henry Rollins ^AYou’re hard, you’re hard ^EBig Jimmy Nail, big Jimmy Nail ^AYou’re hard a^B7s well. ^ESainsbury’s security^A: like I’m dead scared ^EOh, what a frightening ^B7world it can ^Ebe. ^B7

^ELenny Henry, Lenny Henry ^AYou’re funny, you’re funny ^EJenny Éclair, Jenny Éclair ^AYou’re dead funn^B7y too. ^EDeayton, Baddiel, Anderson, Brand ^AOh, nurse, soothe my sides ^EOh, what a funny old ^B7world it can ^Ebe.

OK, let’s pedestrianise the High Street… (instr) E A E E B7 E . Mariella Frostrup does loads of voiceovers

But nothing much else yet she seems to get ^Eby….. Is ^Athis New ^ELabour, ^B7Mr ^EBlair? Is ^Athis New ^ELabour, ^B7Mr ^EBlair? If ^Athis is New ^ELabour, ^B7Mr ^EBlair A E B7 E B7 E (x6) Should anyone need me, I’ll be over there.

Half Man Half Biscuit - Youre hard