Half Man Half Biscuit - Whit week malarkey

^D Up in the trees, down on the ground ^{A D} High in the hills, under the sea ^{A C} People playing low-key ^Dwarm-up gigs ^C Performing tasters from their ^Dnew LP. ^{A D A}

^D We just got back from Greek isle Kos ^{A D} Didn’t see no Vicki Leandros ^{A C} We had a 96-track ^Dstudio ^C And it was haunted by a Red ^DIndian. ^{A D A}

^DSee what ^Awe’ve got in the ^Dpipeline The Edge said ^Awe could maybe buy-^Don ^{A D}Met him ^Aat prestigious ^DMarquee Club Mixed a ^Astorming set by Vow ^DWow ^A Vow Wow Wow ^DWow.^A

^F Ooh-ooh-^Cooh he’s here a^Dgain ^F The man with the ^Cgaffer tape sup^Dplies ^F We’ll blow the ^Cheadline act a^Dway ^F ‘Cos we’ve brought a ^Ccoachload ^Ddown with us. ^{A D}

^D Whit Week malarkey on the prom ^{A D} Eyes down, look in - win beige headboard ^{A C} She’s got a green belt in as^Dtrology ^C And I’ve got a black belt in ^DNo-can-do.^{A D A}

^DMy turn ^Asoon on Kara^Doke Girl near^Aby asks who I might ^Dbe May be ^ABoz Scaggs singing “^DLido” Or, I ^Amight just up and ^Dleave. ^{A D A F C F A D}

^AJust up and ^Dleave, ^Ajust up and ^Dleave, ^Ajust up and ^Dleave, ^Ajust up and ^Dleave ^AJust up and ^Dleave, ^Ajust up and ^Dleave, ^Ajust up and ^Dleave, ^Ajust up and ^Dleave. ^{A D}