Half Man Half Biscuit - Westward ho massive letdown

^DGirl of my dreams says she’^Es gonna pick me up in th^Fe morning Gonna ^Dhead south-west, spend ^Etwo weeks living in the ^Fsunshine We’ve got th^De best room booked in th^Ee best hotel on th^Fe seafront ^DHard-boiled eggs on a ^Ebeach with a Blue Flag ^Fstatus. Westward ^DHo! ^{E F} Westward ^DHo! ^{E F}

^DFairground bound gonna ^Ehave a little tussle with a ^Fclaw crane ^DShe meanwhile may ^Elike to see what’s going on i^Fn Northam A ^DDevon cream tea around ^Ehalf past three would be ^Fsplendid ^DCrazy golf with a ^ESwedish couple we be^Ffriended. Westward ^DHo! ^{E F} D E F (instr) D E F (x4) Westward Ho!

^DWhy is my fortnight ^Esuddenly coming to a ^Fstandstill? And ^Dwhy is Frank Ifield ^Ejumping up and down on a ^Fwindmill? And ^Dwhy is my girl getting ^Emarried to a plasterer from ^FBacup? ^DPhoebus sinks and it ^Eall goes dark and then I ^Fwake up. Westward ^DHo! ^{E F} Westward ^DHo! ^{E F}

Westward ^DHo! What a let-down, ^Ewhat a let down ^FWhat a let-down, what a- Westward ^DHo! What a let-down, ^Ewhat a let-down F D E F (x4) D What a let-down, what a let-down.