Half Man Half Biscuit - Venus in flares

A ^Cmillion housewives every day ^GPick up a can of ^Cbeans and say “What an amazing example of ^Gsynchroni^Csation”.^{C G C C C G C}

And he ^Gsaw the Alps way ^Gdown below He fixed his gaze on the white terrain And he could ^Gsee a portrait ^Cin the snow. And he shouted: “Hey - look down there, ^GI can see Robert ^CPowell”. That’s an ominous example of the ^Gpower of T^CV.

And I went ^D7la la la, la la la ^Glaaa ^D7La la la, la la la ^Glaaaa O^D7h la la la, la la la ^Glaaa D7 G C C G C (x4) Just like everyone else does when they can’t think of any more words.

By ^GChrist they were trendy at the ^Ctime. I got it into my head that I ^Ghad to stamp out ^Ccrime The man behind the mask at C&^GA’s was quite po^Clite He said that when I wore my mac I ^Gwouldn’t have to ^Cfight.

And I went ^D7yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah ^Gyeahhhh ^D7Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah ^Gsure George ^D7Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah ^Gyeahhhh ^D7Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah ^Goh God. ^{F C F C}

Oh the ^FGrand Old Duke Of York Well he had ten thousand ^Gmen And he ^Fmarched them all to the top of the hill G C C G C (x4) And he had them all again.