Half Man Half Biscuit - Used to be in evil gazebo
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Tuning: E A D G B E
Esus4 E Esus4 E (repeat through monologue below)
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[Introduction]
Esus4I’m siEtting Esus4in my ELadbroEsus4ke GroEve waiEsus4ting fEor the NME;
Esus4They’rEe comiEsus4ng dowEn to Esus4intervEiew meEsus4. E
Esus4But I Ehaven’Esus4t toldE the oEsus4thers,E ‘cos Esus4they’dE mess aEsus4bout aEnd burEsus4p, andE tellEsus4 the tEruth aEsus4nd lauEgh at me
Esus4for drEinkingEsus4 a claEssic reEsus4d, botEtled bEsus4y a meEdal-wiEsus4nning EestateEsus4 on thEe banks of the Garonne.
[Interview monologue]
Esus4So theEn Ben,Esus4 it seEems evEsus4ery trEack onEsus4 the EEP invoEsus4lves dEeath, Esus4drunkeEnness,Esus4 despeErate pEsus4overtyE,
Esus4diabolEical dEsus4ealingEs, inceEsus4st, muErder aEsus4nd abaEndonmenEsus4t. DoeEs thisEsus4 refleEct yourEsus4 curreEnt staEsus4te of Emind?
Esus4Well, Eyou knEsus4ow I hEave daEsus4ys. ThEose soEsus4ngs weEre writEsus4ten a Efew yeEsus4ars baEck when Esus4I had Ea few Esus4probleEms
Esus4with sEomeoneEsus4 reallEy closEsus4e. ThiEngs stEsus4arted Eto weigEsus4h me dEown. AEsus4nd I gEenerally Esus4don’t Elike tEsus4o talkE
Esus4about Eit, yoEsus4u knowE.
Esus4Okay, Eyeah –Esus4 no prEoblem.
Esus4What iEt is yEsus4ou seeE, is thEsus4at youE can lEsus4ove soEmeone Esus4and haEte theEsus4m at tEhe same Esus4time, Eand I Esus4felt lEike
Esus4I was Eon a tEsus4ightroEpe – Esus4kind oEf likeEsus4 a preEcipice. Esus4It wasE all aEsus4 bit dEeranged, Esus4and I Eguess Esus4that cEomes
Esus4througEh in tEsus4he musEic.
Esus4Yeah, Esure. Esus4Your gEuitariEsus4st useEd to bEsus4e in EEvil GaEsus4zebo. EHas thEsus4at beeEn an iEsus4nfluenEce on Esus4your sEound
Esus4Do youE thinkEsus4? E
Esus4Well tEhose pEsus4articuElar sEsus4ongs wEere moEsus4re aboEut the dEsus4escentE into Esus4madnesEs which IEsus4 foundE myselEsus4f E
Esus4fallinEg intoEsus4. So oEbviouEsus4sly I Ewrote Esus4those Esongs thEsus4rough EnothinEsus4g realEly to do Esus4with eErm, thEsus4is newE
Esus4guitarEist, aEsus4nd er,E it’sEsus4 all tEo do wEsus4ith thEe ensuinEsus4g psycEhiatriEsus4c helpE. Which IEsus4 suppoEse is Esus4in eviEdence
Esus4withinE the lEsus4yrics.E As IEsus4 say, EI don’Esus4t wantE to go iEsus4nto thEat tooEsus4 much.E
Esus4Right,E yeah.Esus4 Your Eex-giEsus4rlfrieEnd infEsus4orms uEs, erm, Esus4after Eher neEsus4w bandE of coursEsus4e – PaEnkhursEsus4t, entEered
Esus4the chEarts lEsus4ast weEek, tEsus4hat yoEur treEsus4atmentE as suchEsus4 was aEt a voEsus4luntarEy day warEsus4d and Eyou weEsus4nt aloEng
Esus4there EpurelyEsus4 to geEt peoEsus4ple inEto thiEsus4nking Eyou wereEsus4 the nEew NicEsus4k DrakEe. Esus4 E Esus4 E
[Chorus]
I’ve Ebeen in a mental Ahospital, I’ve Ebeen in a mental Ahospital
But I Edon’t like to Atalk about it,E all the B7same.
I’ve Ebeen in a mental Ahospital, I’ve Ebeen in a mental Ahospital
I’ve Ebeen in a mental Ahospital, I’ve been in a mental hospital.
Esus4 E Esus4 E (repeat for whole monologue below)
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[Monologue]
Esus4I lookEed at Esus4the coElour Esus4bookleEt theyEsus4 gave Eme in toEsus4wn; thEere waEsus4s a piEcture of Esus4a younEg boy Esus4 E
Esus4on theE coverEsus4 playiEng taEsus4ble teEnnis wEsus4ith a Ebig frieEsus4ndly bEear. AEsus4n owl Ewas umpirEsus4ing anEd in tEsus4he E
Esus4backgrEound TEsus4he TinEderstEsus4icks wEere opEsus4ening Ethe HamiEsus4lton BEland MEsus4emoriaEl SwimminEsus4g PoolE.
Esus4BehindE an anEsus4cient Eoak, Esus4a figuEre stoEsus4od witEh his heEsus4ad hunEg downEsus4 in shEame like Esus4an actEress
Esus4leavinEg a diEsus4vorce EcourtEsus4. He’dE been Esus4found Eguilty oEsus4f wearEing a Esus4BrazilEian shirtEsus4 with Ea number
Esus4ten onE the bEsus4ack anEd swiEsus4gging Efrom aEsus4 bottlEe of lagEsus4er, whEilst tEsus4alkingE of the bEsus4eautifEul gamEsus4e. E
[Bridge]
Up on the beacon a balladeer with a big nose belted out a broadside.Esus4 E
[Chorus]
SusApected Emurderer of ATupac murder EsuspectA murdEered. Esus4 E
SusApected Emurderer of ATupac murder EsuspectA murdEered. Esus4 E
SusApected Emurderer of ATupac murder EsuspectA murdEered. Esus4 E
A MurdEered. Esus4 E
A E Esus4 E (x5) E
Murdered.