INTRO A BASS RIFF Transcribed for guitar e|------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------| A|----0--0-0-7-7-9-9-7--5-5-4--4--2--2--0---------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------| GUITAR RIFF e|---9--9-7-5--5-7-9--9-7-5--5-7-9--9-7-5--5-7-9--9-7-5-------| B|------------------------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------| A|------------------------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------| VERSE 1

Same old ^EHampstead ^EKen Hom ^Awok set

^ADead sea ^Ebath salts ^EJog proof ^AiPod

^AIron age ^Ehill fort ^ELong term ^Aroad works

^AHigh tide ^Ebird watch ^EB&^A;Q, Homebase

If ^DJesus came to ^Aearth today They'd ^Dcrucify him ^Astraight away

U^Dpon a cross of ^AMDF And ^Euse No Need For ^ANails

Bass riff x2 VERSE 2

^AShip shape ^Efarmhouse ^EDry stone ^Awall chart

^ACash back ^Efootspa ^EStraight down ^ALadbrookes

^ALow cost ^Eschool trip ^ERam raid ^AOxfam

^AChrist, that ^Esun's hot ^EYes that's ^Aright, Sir

^DHelp me Mrs ^AMedlicott I ^Ddon't know what to ^Ado

I've ^Donly got three ^Abullets And there's ^Efour of Motley ^ACrue

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^ASpoiling Good Friday, my ^Eex-love sent to ^Ame ^A12 drummers ^Esinging, ^A11 chairman ^Edancing,

^A10 mascots ^Ewhinging, ^A9 stewards ^Eflapping, ^A8 christening ^Einvites, ^A7 cows a ^Ebarking, ^A6 vicars ^Estrumming

^ANick ^Bfucking ^EKnowles 4 ^Aboring words, Car^Dphone Ware^Ahouse and ^EMatalan

And a ^Apulled-up at ^EBangor-^Bon-^ADee A

^AI'm driving ^Ebackwards at ^Apeak hour A^Blong the ^EEdgeware ^ARoad

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Half Man Half Biscuit - Upon Westminster Bridge