Half Man Half Biscuit - Twydales lament

^BbIndicate then you stupid ^Gbastard how was I supposed to ^Cknow That you intended to go ^Eleft, I'm not a mind reader ^{Bb G C E} You shall be ^Bbcast away into the ^Gfiery pit and in the ^Cfiery pit there are E (instr F) Eternal sleeping policemen. ^FI saw a young professional couple playing Poohsticks on a Cotswold bridge I watched them walk along the banks of the Windrush eating jasmine ice cream Before heading north to Warwick Arts Centre and Marianne Faithfull, splendid. I picked up all the elastic bands dropped by the postman on my driveway And took them up to the pub on a Thursday evening As that's where he likes to go for the quiz He believes he is needed for the music round His friends obviously humour him Anyway, I place myself at a nearby table And whenever he tries to light up a cigarette I fire it out of his mouth with one of the elastic bands Which he finds most annoying, most annoying.

Gouranga Gouranga, ^Bbyes I'll be ^Fhappy When ^Dmyou've been arrested for de^Cfacing the ^Fbridge Gouranga Gouranga, ^Bbyes I'll be ^Fhappy When ^Dmyou've been arrested for de^Cfacing the ^Fbridge Gouranga Gouranga, ^Bbyes I'll be ^Fhappy When ^Dmyou've been arrested for de^Cfacing the ^Fbridge Gouranga Gouranga, ^Bbyes I'll be ^Fhappy When ^Dmyou've been arrested for de^Cfacing the ^Fbridge Gouranga Gouranga, ^Bbyes I'll be ^Fhappy When ^Dmyou've been arrested for de^Cfacing the ^Fbridge Bb F (fade out) Gouranga Gouranga, yes I'll be happy