Half Man Half Biscuit - Turned up clocked on laid off

^E Watch out world I’m a man at ease, free to do whatever what I ^Awant. ^ELonely heathland here I come, deathless useless bracken under^Afoot. ^F#m Happy days are here a^Bmgain,^{E F#m} It’s just like I’m fourteen a^Bmgain.

And ^EI can’t cope but don’t tell your mom, not while she’s got Medicine Head on the ^Aphone. ^EI need pills to help me sleep, and I need pills to wake me up as ^Awell. ^F#m Factory Prankster of the ^BmYear ^{E F#m} Once upon a time and a ^Bmhalf, time and a half.

Turned ^Eup (turned up), clocked ^Aon (clocked on) Turned ^Cup, clocked on, laid ^Eoff. Turned up (turned up), clocked ^Aon (clocked on) Turned ^Cup, clocked on, laid ^Eoff. ^{A E A C}

There’s ^Epeople who can’t spell “weird” right, driving ‘round with thousands in the ^Abank. But ^EI get by - got a lot on my mind; I get by – got allotments on my ^Amind. ^F#m The three men I admire ^Bmmost ^{E F#m} The Father, Son and Mickey ^BmMost ^{E F#m} Took the last train for the ^Bmcoast ^{E F#m} And rendezvoused with Peter ^BmGlaze to kill Don Maclean.

Turned ^Eup (turned up), clocked ^Aon (clocked on) Turned ^Cup, clocked on, laid ^Eoff. Turned up (turned up), clocked ^Aon (clocked on) Turned ^Cup, clocked on, laid ^Eoff. Sign ^Con with no hope in your ^Eheart When you ^Cwalk through a storm, you get ^Ewet.