Half Man Half Biscuit - Took problem chimp to the ideal home show

So banish me to the ^Gfurnace,^{Em G}I must own though ^DMy actions ^Gare in no way ^Emborn ^Gout of some sort of ^DDarwinist offensive ^GI just get a bit ^Emfidgety times;^G thumbs twiddle in the ^Dmiddle of a funfair ^GHigh jinks to ^Embreak up the so-so^G, methinks we ^Dneed a little ho ho ^Gho.

Go - Earls Court; a bag of rivets for the ^Dgoon at the entrance ^GStraightways the ^Emfloor gets slippery, ^Geyes glaze and ^DBobby's getting jittery ^GDon't tease him,^Em it don't please him,^G what's that you want ^Dme to appease him? ^GHow so sir?^Em with Tetris? ^GNot possible - ^D7didn't bring the GameBoy.

^GTook problem ^Emchimp to the ^Amideal ^D7Home Show ^GOnce in a ^Emwhile I need ^Amthese ^D7childish ^Gkicks Took problem ^Emchimp to the ^AmIdeal ^D7Home Show G Em Am D7 G G Em G D, G Em G D God speed the trial to cite my childish kicks.

^GWade in the ^Emwater, ^Gwade in the ^Dwater children ^GWade in the ^Emwater, ^Gwade in the ^Dwater children ^GWade in the ^Emwater, ^Gwade in the ^Dwater children ^GWade in the ^Emwater, ^Gwade in the

^DBrickbats for ^GSottsass,^{Em G}bouquets for the ^Dchuckling footstool ^GIn the heart of ^Emdarkness^G there are no ^Dhassle free cabinets ^GSometimes occ^Emasional tables,^G mid-air ^Dlook kind of dangerous ^GLlewelyn-Bowen^Em, two Carols,^G go on bobby ^D- both barrels.

^GThree cheers for the ^Eminfinite leaflets,^G ticker tape got me ^Dthinking of Kempes ^GFunky fabric, ^Emhip hip hooray,^G there's no stopping him, ^Drip rip away ^GHeaven yes, ^Emdistant now, ^Gone imagines ^Dafter this lot ^GStill gasp ^Emat his agility^G albeit in the ^Dtree of tranquillity

^GYes it's a mess I don't ^Emdeny the crime, but ^Glook I've reduced your ^Dironing time ^GMultifunctional, ain't ^Emthat what you call it?^G Well here's a thought feel ^Dfree to install it ^GYour sink may ^Emwell be superior^G but we all stink once we ^Dreach the interior ^GNext week I'm ^Emtaking him up west:^G we've not seen Lord of the ^D7Dance.

^GTook problem ^Emchimp to the ^Amideal ^D7Home Show ^GOnce in a ^Emwhile I need ^Amthese ^D7childish ^Gkicks Took problem ^Emchimp to the ^AmIdeal ^D7Home Show G Em Am D7 G G Em G D, G Em G D (x4) God speed the trial to cite my childish kicks.

^GWade in the ^Emwater, ^Gwade in the ^Dwater children ^GWade in the ^Emwater, ^Gwade in the ^Dwater children ^GWade in the ^Emwater, ^Gwade in the ^Dwater children ^GWade in the ^Emwater, ^Gwade in the ^Dwater children ^GWade in the ^Emwater, ^Gwade in the ^Dwater children ^GWade in the ^Emwater, ^Gwade in the ^Dwater children