Half Man Half Biscuit - Tommy walshs eco house

^F#Back-to-back Cadfael, ^C#Ross Kemp on Watership ^F#Down Are we ^C#living in the last days? ^F#My life coach^C# died in a car crash; ^F#plummeted his mother into^C# hopeless despair She ^F#hangs around the laurel walk â€^C#“ I never know what to say to her F# C# F# C#, F# C# Have you seen Tommy Walsh’s Eco House? Iâ?^F#?™m at the mercy of^C# the local scold,^F# she knows, I know she knows about^C# the bothy on the Knoydart ^F#I should have listened to ^C#Pop Tart Mark And had the ^F#head dissolved in acid by a ^C#Belgian clean up team,^F# I’ve t^C#aken 90 Bisodol F# C# E B (x4), F# C# (x4) I’ve had a bellyful of Tommy Walsh’s Eco House. A-^F#tisket, a-tasket, a ^C#Pashley with a basket,^F# behold Hermione, ^C#Little Miss Poundbury ^F#I used to hanker after ^C#her when days were merrier ^F#Before the ground floor ^C#flat West Highland Terrier,^F# Kathleen Ferrier^C# tickets in the post ^F#All them Lib Dems ^C#done gone to Cropredy,^F# Tories to Cornbury ^C#As for me, I’ll take^F# the TGV to Zurich and ^C#jump off the roof of Dignitas ^F#And leave a note saying:^C# “Here lies the bloke, the ^F#only bloke in Harpurhey Who ^C#wasn’t at the Lesser Free T^F#rade Hallâ€?^C#? - Y’all think on F# C# E B (x4) G D (x3) G G7 While you’re capturing the zeitgeist they’re widening the motorway.