Half Man Half Biscuit - This ones for now

^Em I ^Blinger and ^Cgawp^{D Em} when the ^Bcouncil ^Cdig a big ^Dhole ^Em And I ^Bcheer for a ^Ccorner ??^D? I don’t k^Emnow why, they rar^Bely lead t^Co a g^Doal. ^G The g^Dreatest ^Amsurface ^Cunder^Gfoot is ^Dspringy ^Amturf ^{C Em} Why does the ^Bwinner of Mr ^CUni^Dverse ^Emalways ^Bcome from ^CEarth?^{D G} I ^Dfeel I ^Amshould be ^Cmore up^Gset since you ^Dwent to live in ^AmDelph ^{C G} I should be ^Dwriting ^Amsongs about ^Cyou but I’^Emm too wrappe^Ad up in m^Dyself. ^{Em B C D Em B C D}

^Em At DF^BS a ^Cjob I have ^Dlanded^Em but I don’t ge^Bt paid for th^Ce first fiv^De years ^Em TN^BS in The ^CBlob mob-^Dhanded^Em a^Bccording to ^Cwhat one ^Dhears. ^G Out^Dlandish ^Amrumour ^Cis my ^Gsport o^Dyez, o^Amyez ^{C Em} I’ve just see^Bn Venglos in Roc^Ck Ferry buyin^Dg energy drinks ^Em He’^Bs deffo takin^Cg ^Dover. ^G God ^Dknows I’v^Ame tried t^Co put you int^Go verse but ^Dunfortuna^Amtely^C G D Am C Em A D Em B C D (x4) When it comes to things such as this it’s all me, me, me.

^{G D}You’re s^Amo bei^Cge ??^G? I bet ^Dyou think t^Amhis song^C’s about so^Gmeone else ^DStandard Li^Amege^C ??^G? se^De how it all ^Amunfolds when ^CI try to ^Ginclud^De you?^{Am C}

^G I’l^Dl fit yo^Amu in som^Ce day, so^Gmehow A ^Dthousand ^Amwords but ^Cnot right ^Gnow I’v^De got a fe^Amw lines o^Cn Gerr^Gy Gow I had ^Dthree in one ^Ampacket in ^CSeventy-^GEight I went ^Dback to the ^Amshop in a ^Cmanner i^Grate News^Dagent ^Amsaid “Have yo^Cu got a two penc^Ge piece?” I said ?^D??Yes”, he sa^Amid “Go and^C ring someon^Ge who^D c^Amare^Cs”^G. ^{D Am C G D Am C}

As ^Ftold to a boil on the ^Ccab driver’s neck As ^Ftold to a boil on the ^Ccab driver’s neck again^Em. ^{B C D Em B C D Em B C D Em}