Half Man Half Biscuit - Third track main camera four minutes

^GI got three from each section on the fixed odds coupon But I ^D7still don’t want to go to ^GCuba, ‘Cos ^CCuba’s the ^D7new desti^Gnation; ^CCuba’s the ^D7new ^GIceland And it’ll ^Cbe full of ^D7Italia Conti ^Grejects, so ^Cno; I ^D7don’t want to go to ^GCuba, I’d ^Cmuch rather ^D7go down to ^GDorset With its ^Awonderful ^D7Bulbarrow ^GHill. ^AWonderful ^D7Bulbarrow ^GHill.

I’ve got ^Gfur in my kettle and a film on my tea I’m ^D7living in a hard water ^Gtown, but ^CI don’t ^D7let it get me ^Gdown ^{C D7 G}Far from it. Should ^Cany man wish to ^D7make himself ^Gimmortal by painting a picture of ^Cwretchedness ^D7Then he’d be wasting his ^Gtime knocking on my door. ^CMaybe go to ^D7Mr Galbraith’s over the ^Groad. There ^Che is now, look^D7. Alone in his ^Gpolytunnel With his pitiful ^Ccompetition onions.^D7 Ne^Gglected for two weeks in Cuba^C: A ^D7no rosette situ^Gation for Mr Galbraith.^{C D7 G}

Oh he ^Cshouldn’t have ^D7gone to ^GCuba He ^Cshould’ve just ^D7gone down to ^GDorset With its ^Awonderful ^D7Bulbarrow ^GHill. ^AWonderful ^D7Bulbarrow ^GHill.

^CAh………^D7……………^G………… ^CAh……^D7……………^G………… Pots and pans ^CAh………^D7……………^G………… Take off your coat or you won’t feel the benefit ^CAh………^D7……………^G………… And now I’m going to tell you something ^CAh………^D7……………^G………… Alright – here we go

If ^Cever an album title was in ^D7dire need of an exclamation mark^G If ^Cever an album title was in ^D7dire need of an exclamation mark^G, it surely had to be ^CFrampton ^D7Comes A^Glive! ^CFrampton ^D7Comes A^Glive! Run for the hills ^CFrampton ^D7Comes A^Glive! One more time ^CFrampton ^D7Comes A^Glive! ^G7