Half Man Half Biscuit - Thems the vagaries

^AYou may have to rescue me from ^Elimestone quarries frequently Those ^Dcorporate stunt shows you attend - you'll ^Anever get asked ^Eback again. Say, ^Ahello spinal curvature ^Eget used to the mirthless furniture ^DNow we've kissed I've written this list I ^Athought you ought to ^Eknow. ^AThem's the vagaries, them's the vagaries, ^Ethem's the vagaries Them's the vagaries, ^Dthem's the vagaries, them's the vaga^Aries^E. Well I'll ^Anot sit backwards on the train I can't ^Esay I'll always flush the chain And what ^DI call pleasure you may call pain -^A I'm talking five day ^Etests. ^APrepare to lose your dignity ^Eas I ride to victory ^DDown the aisles at Tesco wearing ^Anothing much at ^Eall. ^BbAncient pack horse ^Gmbridges we'll a^Cvoid^{D Eb}Marajuana ^Cmbores must be destro^Dyed. ^ABin men, thin men, lexicographers, ^Esquid yes not so octopus ^DEgg sandwiches on coach trips in June - ^AI simply won't be ^Ethere. ^ANo way joke shop excrement, ^Edon't say the lightshow's excellent ^DIt makes you smell of the laboratory instead of a^A fan of the ^Eband. ^AThem's the vagaries, them's the vagaries, ^Ethem's the vagaries Them's the vagaries, ^Dthem's the vagaries, them's the vaga^Aries.^E Oh ^ABrit Pop, turquoise, chips with apricot ^ESheepskin noseband, kids in Aldershot ^DYou point to finches in my yard and you ask ^A"what's them things ^Ethere?" ^AThem's the aviaries, them's the aviaries, ^Ethem's the aviaries Them's the aviaries ^Dand I've been saving these things just for ^Ayou^E For ^Ayou, ^E for ^Ayou,^E for ^Ayou.^{E A}