Half Man Half Biscuit - The trumpton riots
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The Trumpton Riots - HMHB
A, G, D, A
AUnemployments Grising
In the DChigley end of Atown
And it's Aspeading like pneuGmonia;
Doesn't Dlook like going dAown.
There's Atrouble at the fGire station;
DSomeone's had the Asack.
And the Alads have organGised a scheme
To get Drid of CaAptain Flack.
C, A, G, D, A, C, A, G, D, A
Tell PC McGarry
To get himself a mate.
And arm themselves with C.S.Gas
They're gonna be out late.
We've had Kant conformism since 1966.
And now subversions in the air
In the shape of flying bricks!
C
FSomeone get a message through
To CCaptain Snort
That they Ebetter start assembling
The Amboys from the fort.
FKeep Mrs. Honeyman Cright out of sight,
'Cause there's Egonna be riot
Down in ATrumpton Tonight.
A, G, D, A
All this aristocracy
Has really got to stop.
We'll overthrow the surgery
And kidnap Doctor Mop
And Chigley Militant Socialists
Will storm the market square
And make plans to assasinate
Our autocratic mayor!
Windy Militant rages past
With Corn grinders to war
With windmill sails and bombs with nails
They smash the town hall door.
But Snorty and the boys arrive
With one big erstwhile crew
Whereupon they bring about
A military coup.
Chorus
Tabbed by Tom Sims