Half Man Half Biscuit - The announcement

He ^Aused to wear Trespass and shop at the Aldi ^DNow he’s the joker in the clubhouse at Caldy His ^Ahair was receding; his face had descended Now he’s ^Dbeen up to Rodney Street and had it all mended He ^Aused to walk home with a chop suey roll ^DNow he’s in Sheldrake’s devouring his soul His ^Amate’s got a six-berth in Kinmel Bay And for the ^Dlast week in August that’s where he’d stay But ^Anow it’s a fortnight in tropical climes ^DRaising of lager and here’s to the times But a ^Aworried demeanour as I went through his turnstile Was ^Dclarified later when I heard the announcement:

^G “John MacNa^C7mara,^G John MacNa^C7mara ^G John MacNa^C7mara^D7 to the cash office ^Gplease. ^G John MacNa^C7mara,^G John MacNa^C7mara ^G John MacNa^C7mara^D7 to the cash office ^Gplease. ^D7 To the cash office ^Gplease ^D7 To the cash office ^Gplease”. ^G