Half Man Half Biscuit - Stuck up a hornbeam

^CStuck up a hornbeam, mind like a thickening fog ^FStuck up a hornbeam, mind like a thickening ^Cfog ^GGonna get discovered by a ^Fbloke out walking the ^Cdog. ^G

^CI'm so desolate, I'm so all alone I ^Ffeel arthritic in every single ^Cbone ^GI've got a mynah bird^F that does nothing but ^Cmoan. ^G

For ^Cyou I'd lose my self esteem For ^Fyou I'd lose my self es^Cteem For ^GCrewe I'd use ^FJunction 1^C6.

^GGive me a spork. ^{C F C G F C G C}Eight words telling me it's okay to wallow ^FEight words giving me a green light to ^Cwallow ^G"Up N^Fext, brand new Live At ^CThe Apo^Gllo".

^CPsychoanalyst, psychiatrist, Zen therapist, chap out of Hammerfist ^FRecommended meditation to cure my ^Cwoes ^GBeats sitting round doing ^Fnothing I sup^Cpose.^G

I've ^Cnever been any good at DIY ^F"Do it yourself" would alway^Cs be my reply Ah, ^Gwon't you come back there's just ^Fone last knot to ^Amtie^Em. ^{Am F Am Em Am F Am Em Am F}

^AmStuck up a ^Emhornbeam ^Amfeeling ^Fblue ^AmStuck up ^Emhere on ac^Amcount of ^Fyou ^AmI want to ^Emjump but it's ^Amsuch a ^Fview. ^{Am G C Am G C}