Half Man Half Biscuit - Shes in broadstairs
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CToday I saw her brother, he said she's with another
They,ve gone away together - you'd better speak to Heather
And Fso I spoke to Heather at first about the weather
And then about her sister and how I really missed her,
And Cmaybe she could tell her I've still got her umbrella
She prized it rather highly - it saved her once in Filey;
It Fcame on all torrential and therefore it's essential
You tell me where she's living so it to her I'm giving.
CBroadstairs, she's in FBroadstairs
She's in CBroadstairs, B for FBroadstairs. C
ApCparently she's seeing a bloke who used to be in
Acidic Regulator from nearer the equator
I Fcouldn't bear to listen or stand to see them kissing.
Unable to forgive her I jumped into the river
I'm Con another planet, she's on the Isle of Thanet
I wake up on a trolley and realise the folly
I Ftell them I can manage - there isn't any damage
And as I'm being led out I get my A to Z out.
CBroadstairs, she's in FBroadstairs
She's in CBroadstairs, B for FBroadstairs. C