^EI was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich When a ^B7man walked up to ^Eme “Would yo^B7u mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question? If ^Emusic be the food of love are you the indigestion?” ^B7Oh-oh-oh-oh possibly ^Eyes.

^EFound myself standing ‘mongst a score or so of ageing grans and granddads When a ^B7frail voice asked of ^Eme: “Would yo^B7u mind, dear boy, I just can’t stand all this tension ^EPlease let me in front of you so I can cash me pension” ^B7No-oh-oh-oh, fuck off ^Eno.

^EFrank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom When he ^B7reached out for the ^Ejar He ^B7swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet A ^EHaliborange overdose – that’s not the right way To ^B7ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, to kill your^Eself.

^EDown beside the babbling brook I was trying to sketch myself a stallion When the ^B7stallion said to ^Eme: “That’s ^B7the third biro that you’ve broke and all day I cannot wait You can ^Elead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead mate” ^B7Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh said the stalli^Eon.

^EMe and my ^Ggirl ??^B7? se^Ealclubbing Me and my ^Ggirl ??^B7? out on th^Ee ice Me and my ^Ggirl ??^B7? se^Ealclubbing Me and my ^Ggirl ??^B7? oh s^Eo nice.

^EMe and my ^Ggirl ??^B7? se^Ealclubbing Me and my ^Ggirl ??^B7? out on th^Ee ice Me and my ^Ggirl ??^B7? se^Ealclubbing Me and my ^Ggirl ??^B7? oh pa^Eradise.

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