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(Intro: C F C F Am F C F C F) C F C F If I had agoraphobia, and if I had claustrophobia Am F C F C F Trapped inside my porch - things would be bleak, especially midweek. C F Your weird dreams don't impress in any way; C F In dreams weird things are mundane and everyday Am F C F C F Strange to me would be buying a loaf and coming straight home. Am Try and get your arse downtown next week F F I'm gonna prove once and for all to the LTA, hey hey hey. Am That Tim and Greg are not golden boys they are in fact automatons F F I've seen the chips and wires and the circuit boards. C F 'The reservoirs are colder and deeper than you think' C F Well stop, wait a minute Mr Spokesman you don't know what I think Am F C Is your lake about - now let's see - F C F C F C F A hundred miles deep and ninety below and is it home to sharks? Am F It's gonna end up with the storming of a brothel in Palermo C F C F C Sniffer dogs in flourescent bibs. F C F C F I've seen the chips and wires; I've seen the circuit boards C F C I've seen the chips and wires; I've seen the circuit boards F This is me pleading for some civic pride; C F Use it or lose it - the Park & Ride C F Twin town said we just weren't cool C F So now we got a suicide pact with Goole. C F I've seen the circuit boards C F C I've seen the chips and wires; I've seen the circuit boards. (fade)