Half Man Half Biscuit - Rod hull is alive why

A ^Abdoyen of topiary once ^Ebtold me That ^Abone day he would like to grow a ^Ebmaze It ^Abseemed to be quite logical that ^Ebthis should be his wish And with ^Abthat we both went our separate ^Ebways.

They ^Csaid you died at seven due to ^Amsomething in your head I ^Casked the sister why it wasn’^Amt someone else instead To^Cnight I’ll cry myself a bath o^Amf tears and ask the world G G7 B E (x2) Ab Eb (x4) “Why is Rod Hull alive – and getting paid as well?”

^AbHeard a Palace spokesman mention ^EbSarah ^AbSaid she’d known the groins of Jacques L^Ebaffite She’^Abs well prepared to be a standar^Ebd bearer As ^Abpure as unproverbial driven ^Ebsleet.

^CHalfway up the Wrekin with an ^Amempty flask of tea A ^Cfog descends and takes away my ^Amvisibility Yet ^Cin this Helen Keller state I’^Amd still quite like to know “Why is Ro^Gd Hull alive – ^G7and getting paid as well?”

And I ^Amwonder if they’l^El bring back Nationa^Aml Service and th^Ee birch Am E Am G B E (x8) And I wonder but I doubt if they will ever bring back the Watney Cup.