Half man half biscuit restless legs

^CHere she lies in the fleecy gown F AB by my side in the eiderdown ^Cbut she can't get a t^AMicket to morning town

cause I have restless legs

^CBoring though this film may be F AB Slumber still won't visit thee ^Cso long as you stay n^AMext to me ^Ffor I ha^Gve restless legs^C

^CMilky drink and sudafed F AB that should sort you out she said ^Cas I kicked myself cl^AMean out of the bed ^Fpraise t^Ghese restless le^Cgs

^CHomeopathic cures I sort F AB all in all its come to nought ^CI wish it was some as^AMtronaut ^Fwho had ^Gthese restless l^Cegs

4 o 6 and I’m wide awake F AB and uncontrollable urge to take

^Ca 5 mile hike around ^AMthe Ogwen Lake ^Fjust to ^Gstretch these re^Cstless legs

^CNo sympathy from Uncle Greg F AB nor indeed from Aunty Meg ^Cbut thank god I’m n^AMot Jake the peg ^Fwith a e^Gxtra restless le^Cg

^CSo come the day when I don’t exist F AB And worms are flying through the graveyard mist ^Cdon’t go botherin' ^AMthe exorcist ^Fits just^G my restless leg^Cs

^Fits just^G my restless leg^Cs

Half Man Half Biscuit - Restless legs