Half Man Half Biscuit - Renfields afoot

^G Notice was given of a bat walk in Royden Park, ^D7Frankby, on ^GFriday evening. Ranger led, the event was free although booking was e^D7ssential. ^G Warm waterproof clothing was recommended, and perhaps a flask^D7. ^G Meet at the café car park at 7pm for a 7.30 start.^{D7 G} Strictly no dogs. My re^D7sponse to that^G - was this:

“^GWho the fuck are you, ^Ctryin’ to govern everybody’s ^D7bat walks? ^GWho the fuck are you, ^Ctryin’ to be the big ‘I ^D7am’? Well I ^Cknow this place like the ^Dback of my hand In a ^Cway you’ll never ^Gunderstand So ^Cdon’t go tryin’ to ^D7organise my ^Gbat walks. ^CI’ll be goin’ on ^D7Any Time I ^GLike walks - ^CTuesday, 2a^D7m. Bollock^Go.”