Half Man Half Biscuit - Reflections in a flat

^COh darling sugar honey^{G C}When it was nice and sunny^{G C}And when I had some money^{G C}We would go and see Echo And The Bunny^{G Am}men. ^{G F G C}Since I was eight I?ve loved you^{G C}Through garden gates I?ve shoved you^{G C}Then there?s the time I slashed you^{G C}And you had to go to hospital^G. ^{Am G F G C}Now you are gone forever^{G C}Shot by your Uncle Trevor^{G C}My story seems so tragic^{G C}Ali Bongo?s good at contortionism^G. ^{Am G F G} Oh ^Amhe?s much ^Gbetter than ^FDavid Nixon ^Eever was ^AmWoh oh ^Goh ^Foo-^Gooh. ^{Am G F G C}Slowly I picked my life up^{G C}Now I go and pick the wife up^{G C}She works at Marks & S^Gpencer?s ^CLa la la Lech Walesas.^{G C}When Cupid threw her last dart^{G C}You girl were still in my heart^{G C}I love you more than ever^{G C}Even though I married Trevor^G. ^{D D G}