Half Man Half Biscuit - Reasons to be miserable part 10

A ^Amfairly attractive ^Emgirl walks past a ^Ambuilding site^Em And from underneath an in^Amdustrial safety helmet ^Emyou hear (^Amwhistle), ta Neil^Em And you ^Amstand there witnessing the ^Emwhole Neanderthal ^Amsituation, ^EmWanting to twist your own ^Ambrain out as they sit ^Emsatisfied On their ^Amnewly built wall^Em, laughing their hods off.^{Em Am Em Am Em D}Cringe!

^AmReasons ^Emto be ^Ammisera^Emble, a^Amnother good ex^Emcuse to be ^Amdead ^Em It’s ^Amone more ^Emthing to ^Amgripe a^Embout as I ^Amwhile away my ^Emdays in ^Ambed. ^Em

^AmAnd there’s the ^Emperson who col^Amlects all things ^EmPierrot and loves ^AmSiamese ^Emcats And ^Amthinks they’re sop^Emhisticated ‘cos they eat ^AmFry’s Chocolate ^EmCream And they’d do a^Amnything to spend the ^Emnight with that fella off the ^AmTurkish Delight ^Emadvert Who’s full of eastern ^Ammonosodium ^Emglutamate, And they ^Amalways have a portrait of a ^Emsad clown on the wall^Am And they go to ^Emcharity shops and ^Amtend to become slightly ^Emorgasmic At the ^Amthought of vampire ^Emlust.

^DCringe! Dm Am Em Dm Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Dm Em Am Em

^AmReasons ^Emto be ^Ammisera^Emble, a^Amnother good ex^Emcuse to be ^Amdead ^Em It’s ^Amone more ^Emthing to ^Amgripe a^Embout as I ^Amwhile away my ^Emdays in ^Ambed.^Em

^AmReasons ^Emto be ^Ammisera^Emble, a^Amnother good ex^Emcuse to be ^Amdead ^Em It’s ^Amone more ^Emthing to ^Amgripe a^Embout as I ^Amwhile away the ^Emdays in ^Ambed. ^Em

And I ^Amdon’t know anyone who ^Emputs peaches on their ^Amcornflakes ^Emeither!