Half Man Half Biscuit - Quality janitor

^GGet on my fun bus, I’ll ^Ctake you ^Dall for a ^Gride ^{C D} I’ll ^Gtell you about the ^CCuban’s ^Deight-foot ^Gstride ^{C D G}Punch me harder, ^CI didn’t ^Dfeel a ^Gthing ^{C D G}All the kids app^Creciate the ^Djoy I ^Gbring.^{C D}

^GI’m always happy^{C D G}Ever so happy ^{C D} There’s ^Gno-one more happy ^{C D} I’m a ^Gcomedy grandad.^{C D}

^GSame old Northerner, ^Calways got ^Dnothing to ^Gsay ^{C D G}All the same I ^Cthink I’ll ^Dsay it any^Gway ^{C D G}Witness these ^Cover^Dalls, these ^Gnavy-blue ^Cover^Dalls.

^GI’m never happy^{C D G}Never been happy ^{C D} It’s ^Gnot in my contract^{C D} I’ve got ^Gtwo big keys and they’re ^Cboth dead ^Dbig I’m a ^Gquality janitor^C. ^D

^GJust after dusk I ^Cswing from the ^Dwrought iron ^Ggates^{C D} And ^Gremember the five o’clock ^Ctea-time ^Dsmell of the es^Gtate.^{C D}

^GI’m always running^{C D G}All knees and elbows^{C D} Got a ^Gstick with a spike on ^{C D G}Cartoon ducks ^Claugh at ^Dme. ^{G C D}

I’m a ^Gcomedy parkie and ^Cnobody ^Dloves me any^Gmore,^{C D} A ^Gcomedy parkie and ^Cnobody ^Dloves me any^Gmore.^{C D}

^GNobody ^Cloves me ^Dany^Gmore ^{C D G}Nobody ^Cloves me ^Dany^Gmore ^{C D} I’m the ^Gman who put Nick ^CStraker ^Don the ^Gfloor^{C D} But ^Gnobody ^Cloves me ^Dany^Gmore. ^{C D}