Half Man Half Biscuit - Petty Sessions

^CI stick me big nose in When I go out

^GWhat's it all about' I like an altercation with a member of staff "That was a ten pound ^Cnote!"

^CI ring up Dial-A-Pizza I ring up Dial-A-P^Gizza ^CI ri^C7ng up Dial-A-P^Fizza ^GAnd say that's not how I wou^Cld spell "Hawaiian"

^CFacebook Mum YouTube Dad

^GFifty quid to Chad Would the congregation like to rise and sing Hymn number ^C252

^CHere come the Barmy Army They're absolutely ^Gcrazy ^CBart, ^C7Elvis and the ^Fbaby ^GKill, kill, kill, stab murd^Cer and despatch.