Half Man Half Biscuit - Our tune

You s^Aaid you'd find me helpless on the ^DA47 ^AShouting at the passers-by that ^EAlan Brazil ^ASeems to be the singer in the ^DGoombay Dance Band And ^Anow you want to ^E7put me in the ^Aambulance But I don't want to ^E7go in the ^Aambulance. ^{D D A A G# G# A A A}I asked if you would like to ^Dgo along to ^ASee the Rocky Horror ^EPicture Show ^AYou said you'd love to so I ^Dmurdered your family 'Cos I ^Ahate the ^E7Rocky Horror ^APicture Show Besides I'm going ^E7browsing 'round ^Ahardware shops. ^{A E A E7} You'll ^Afind me dying casually on the ^Dfourteenth fairway ^ATrying in vain to wave a ^Dfore-ball through ^AI'll understand if you should ^Dwalk straight past me I^Adeally though I ^E7hope you'd call an ^Aambulance,

^BSampling Alessi in St ^ENeots Or ^Bchasing Bunty James 'round Hilton ^EPark ^BOh, oh Lori in St ^ENeots ^BIs this me or is this dead-shot ^EKeen? ^BHello, this is ^EJoanie This ^Bplectrum once belonged to you know ^Ewho ^BGrocer Jack, Grocer Jack, get ^Eoff your back Go in to town..... ^{A E}