Half Man Half Biscuit - On passing lilac urine

^DCertain things have always been and ^Gever more shall ^Abe ^DWalking down this country lane I’ll ^Galmost guaran^Atee ^DNorth, South, East, West, ^Gtwixt twelve and ^Atwo There’s a ^Dwater board man in a water board van ^Gusing up his ^Ahour in ^Dlieu.

^DDon’t get too excited boy al^Gthough it’s nearly ^Aspring ‘Cos the ^Dserpent also hisses where the ^Gsweet birds can ^Asing ^DSome say some day ^Gone of these fine ^Anights The ^Dcouncil’s gonna ask Radiohead to ^Gswitch off ^ABlackpool ^Dlights.

^DI keep well away from places ^Gwhere they tend to ^Awear ^DGlasses I am certain they don’t ^Greally need to ^Awear ^DFeng Shui? OK, ^Ggrab the DV^AD ^DKeep it upstairs till the bailiff’s been and ^GI’ll make ^Aherbal ^Dtea. ^{D G A D}