Half Man Half Biscuit - Numanoid hang glide

^APlease don’t tell me what you think while ^DI tell you^E about The ^Acopse that I retreat to where I’^Dm hemmed in by th^Ee Larch Where ^Anobody can bother me and the ^Dvoices in my ^Ehead ^ACease their Dif Juz ramblings for a ^Dwhile. ^{E F}I was best man ^Bbmdead in our road ^Dmfour years on the ^Arun F Bbm Dm G A D E (x2) Always chose the same demise – dehydration, on a long jog.

Where ^Aonce you wiped away my tears and ^Dcleaned my grazed ^Eknee You ^Ahang-glide with the Numanoids and ^Dsnub my rare dis^Eease The ^Aone in which I get these silly ^Dvisions in my ^Emind And ^Ahave to write them all down for the ^Dnurse. ^{E F}Gazza in a ^BbmMozzer mask ^Dmgoofing by the ^Apool ^FEating all the ^BbmCaramacs, ho^Dmway cemetery ^Ggates.

^CI said to ^AmJesus, ?^Dm??How much do yo^Gu love me?” ^CHe said ?^Am??This much” and^Dm he stretched out his arms ^Gand died And ^CI thought to my^Aself: is ^Dmthat a stock re^Gply? Or ^Care there ex^Aceptions for the ^Dmlikes of RE^GO Speed^Cwagon,^{Am Dm G} Speed^Cwagon.^{Am Dm G}

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