Half Man Half Biscuit - Nove on the sly

^C I’m a hard-jackin’ sound-scraping jump-uppin’ left-of-centre ^CFreakbeat affair who refuses to worship at the altar of Detroit. ^CI’m a funked-up holy roller, I’ve got a Nu House where the Old Skool used to be. ^CEggs bread cigs milk, eggs bread cigs milk.

^CI’m light and dark, phat and mean; King of the Frankfurt jazz-tip scene ^CAmen injections, sex-beat electro drops like you’ve never heard before. ^CReminds our kid of Moroder. Reminds our kid of Moroder. ^CMoroder, Moroder

^CM’road out of here is a trunk route: A552, A552. ^CWe got ten out of ten in Jockey Slut, ^CFour out of five in Mixmag ^CWax and Update wanna do features.

^CDo you ken Kenny Ken with his AKA? A K A.

Steve ^BMadden, Steve ^AmMadden Charles ^AbmNove, Leskanich, Leskanich^A7.

^C Stretch and Vern, look and learn – it’s 1am and he’s set to burn ^CDrum and bass, Hake and Plaice, Muck and Brass, Cod and Bass. ^CHe knows his knobs and he nightly robs ^CMassive mobs from Mary Anne Hobbs with talk of jam and crusty cobs.

^N.C.Warm barm, thank you ma’am, warm barm, thank you ma’am. ^CEggs bread cigs milk, eggs bread cigs milk.

The headphones are out on the ^Gtour bus by and ^Cby And everyone’s listening to ^GCharlie on the ^Csly God help you if your tour bus ^Gcrashes and you ^Cdie We’ll all know you were listening to ^GCharlie on the ^Csly.

^GCharlie on the ^Csly, like ^GJennifer in ^CRye, and ^GPhil in Hay-on-^CWye Who re^Gquested “My Oh ^CMy”, the ^Gone recorded ^Cby Sad ^GCafé. ^{C G C} Got ^Gten out of ten in ^CJockey Slut.