Half Man Half Biscuit - Moody chops

^E Hey there ^Amoody chops, you’v^B7e gone and got national ^Eacclaim Hey there ^Amoody chops, your ^B7attitude can never be the ^Esame You can ^B7never be surly a^Egain.

‘Cos if yo^Au write another song abou^Et down in the dumps The ^Apeople gonna say: “Hey – w^B7hat gives you the humps?” You could be ^Edrinking muddy water, ^Asleeping in hollow logs But ^B7no, you’ve got national ^Eacclaim.

Hey there ^Amoody chops, ^B7what you gonna sing about ^Enext? Hey there ^Amoody chops you’r^B7e gonna have to change th^Ee text. ^ANo more caterwauling in a ^Eminor key, You’r^Ae gonna have to croon about th^B7e Zuiderzee And its ^Etotal reclamation by ^Atwenty-o-three ^B7Now you got wads of the ^Estuff ^B7Now you got national ac^Eclaim.

You’re gonn^Aa have to take your hand from out of you^Er sleeve Your ^Amumbling: you’re gonna have t^Eo leave behind You’re gonn^Aa have to join Jools for th^Ee jam sketch You’l^Al have to join Jools for th^Ee jam sketch.

Oh ^Amoody chops, oh ^Emoody chops ^B7Moody chops, oh ^Emoody chops, Hey ^Amoody chops, mmm ^Emoody chops You’v^B7e gone and got national ^Eacclaim You’v^B7e done got national ^Eacclaim. You…..^{B7 E}