Half Man Half Biscuit - Monmore hares running

^DDream therapists, ^Emis your ^Flucky number ^Dseven By ^Emany chance? ^GDo you think I ^Fonce saw ^Bbheaven During critical surgery ^Awhen I walked towards a bright ^Dlight? Can’t get a hit? ^EmSeems like ^Fwhat you got to ^Ddo Is dial a ^EmWeller-gram and ^Ghe’ll turn ^Fup at your ^Bbshow Quite possibly, acoustically ^Aget up on the stage

And de^Dclare your ^Aband to ^Embe a really ^Ggood ^Aband; ^DFine ^Ashoes; in^Emcredible ^Atunes. ^DHave a glass of ^ASass with ^EmPaolo ^AHewitt, ^DFlirt with ^Abrass and ^Emlater ^Arue it.

^GWouldn’t it be ^Emnice to get home for Neighbours? ^GWouldn’t it be ^Emnice to ^Aplay the Albert ^A7Hall for ^Dever, ^{A G A} And ^Dever? ^{A G A D}

^DShit Sellotape, ^Emjust don’t ^Fknow where it ^Dbegins And even ^Emwhen you do it ^Gkeeps on ^Fstraying to the ^Bbside Good quality stationery ^Anever comes to my house. ^DIn bed again – ^Emcan’t be ^Fbothered getting ^Dup Swing the ^Emlead again ^GI’m just ^Fwaiting for the ^Bbman From Camelot telling me ^Athat I’ve won the Lottery.

^DLet’s ^Atrash the ^Emmurder mystery ^Gweek^Aend ^DLet’s ^Astage a ^Emcouldn’t-give-a-^Athon ^DSummertime’s ^Ahere and I’ve ^Emgot no ^Ahassle ^DI could be a ^AGoth on a ^Embouncy ^Acastle. ^GWouldn’t it be ^Emnice to call off the barn dance? ^GWouldn’t it be ^Emnice to ^Asabotage the ^A7hot pot ^Dsupper? ^{A G A D A G A D}

^DMonmore, hare’s ^Arunning,^D Monmore, hare’s ^Arunning, ^DMonmore, hare’s ^Arunning,^D Monmore, hare’s ^Arunning, ^DMonmore, hare’s ^Arunning,^D Monmore, hare’s ^Arunning, D A D A D A (x8) D Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running.