Tuning: E A D G B E

[Intro] D G Em G A [Verse 1]

^D Upon a ledge I could do with chalk I’d only gone for a sensible walk

I didn’t bank on espying your form

^GYou said you were Yo^Emsemite bound ^GYou said we’d never ^Aget off the ground.

[Verse 2]

^D I’m well aware it’s a love in vain You’re a peak I can never attain

I’m so low level I’m in the drain

^GGrade one loose scree, ^EmI’m OK ^GTrapped on Cloggy though,^A no way.

[Chorus]

^DMod. Diff. Vdiff. ^GHard se^Avere ^DHow do I climb ^Gout of ^Ahere? ^DHalf past crag fast ^Ghere I ^Acling ^GCall me a blockhead, a ^Ashell of a man ^GCall Llanberis ^Aquick as you can.

[Break]

^E Dreams are ^Gwheeling on ^Athermals ^E Streams of ^Gthought gone aw^Ary ^E Schemes em^Gbarked on sent ^Areeling ^EWhaling the ^Gtar out of me. ^A Call out to the ghost of Kirkus ^A I call out to the ghost of Kirkus. ^D ^G ^Em ^G ^A

[Verse 3]

^D You say I’m stupid, you say I’m a clown You call me Incapability Brown

So you’re the best chance of getting me down

^GRopeless maybe, ^Emhopeless no ^GMy Jacket’s pumpkin:^A Paramo.

[Chorus]

^DMod. Diff. Vdiff. ^GHard se^Avere ^DWon’t you winch me ^Gout of ^Ahere ^DHead cam, dead ram ^Gnot my ^Ascene ^GM E N L ^AO V E ^G Let me have mys^Aelf in thee. ^A ^G ^D

Half Man Half Biscuit - Mod diff vdiff hard severe