Half Man Half Biscuit - Mathematically safe

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^GMay morning,^Am hanging ^Dround a trap^Gdoor Saw a girl like^Am I’ve never ^Dseen be^Gfore. I wanna make her ^{Am C} mathe^Dmatically ^Gsafe Wanna keep her ^{Am C} mathe^Dmatically ^Gsafe. Take her up where ^{Am C} we’re mathe^Dmatically ^Gsafe Gonna ^Emwake up ^{Am C} mathe^Dmatically ^Gsafe.

^GMid table,^Am there’s nothing ^Dmuch on my ^Gfork It’s alright though^Am ‘cos I can ^Dgo for my ^Gwalk. Around Cartmel,^{Am C} mathe^Dmatically ^Gsafe Ain’t no alarm bell,^{Am C} we’re mathe^Dmatically ^Gsafe. On a lilo ^{Am C} in a ^Dsea of al^Gright I’m a ^Emmongrel ^{Am C} and I just ^Dwon a dog ^Gfight.