Intro: C E Am F D7 G C C E Am F D7 G C

^CBeware of the ^Eman ^Fwho only shows you the ^Gbest bits ^CBeware of the ^Eband ^Fwho type out their ^Gset lists ^AmSometimes instead of Arthur ^GLee ^AmI'd much prefer some Arthur ^GLowe ^CAnd with you by my ^Eside ^FI would aspire to ^Gascend ^CSuch heights where we'd ^Efind ^FTears and laughter cease ^Gto matter ^AmAnd we'd be pleasantly surpr^Gised ^AmBy our annual ^D7water ^Gbill

^CI'm an early 'til ^Elate, indis^Ampensable ^Fmate Of the ^D7bloke who ^Gdoes the ^CPA ^CI can lend or of^Efend, I can ^Ammend and be^Ffriend As I ^D7help to set ^Gup the ^CPA As I ^D7help to set ^Gup the ^CPA

^CI found myself being ^Esued ^FBy the firm Moore O'^GFerrall ^CI'd sprayed a graff^Eito onto ^FOne of their ^Ghoardings ^AmIt was for Monsters of ^GRock ^AmAnd I'd sprayed "In Church Hal^D7l i^Gf wet"

^CThey were sealing my ^Efate ^AmWhen I said "But I^F'm a mate Of the ^D7bloke who ^Gdoes the ^CPA" ^CAnd the magist^Erate, he was a ^Ammate of a ^Fmate Of the ^D7bloke who sets ^Gup the ^CPA Of the ^D7bloke who sets ^Gup the ^CPA So throw it out of court

Middle eight: C E F G C E F G Am G Am D7 G C E Am F D7 G C C E Am F D7 G C

^CI'm a mate of the bloke ^CI'm a mate of the bloke I'm a ^Gmate of the bloke ^GI'm a mate of the bloke

^CI'm lost without an inside ^C7pocket I'm l^Cost without an inside ^Gpocket ^CI can f^Eind my way h^Amome from Sie^Frra ^D7Leone But I'm ^D7lost without an ^Ginside ^Cpocket I'm ^D7lost without an ^Ginside ^Cpocket I'm ^D7lost without an ^Ginside ^Cpocket

Thanks to oily_stage for his submission which got me started - I think this is a bit more complete. The only thing I'm missing is the chord played quickly between "Of the bloke who does the PA" and its repeat, but you can play the song without it. Let me know if you can figure out what the chord is!

Half Man Half Biscuit - Mate Of The Bloke