Half Man Half Biscuit - Man of constant sorrow with a garage in constant use

I don’t ^Fthink I’ve encountered a ^Bbman so i^Crate You’re a ^Fbetter man than I if you ^Bbget past his ^Cgate He treats ^Fhawkers and Mormons with ^Bbequal dis^Cdain ^BbJesus, I feel won’t be ^Ccoming back again. He’s got ^Fnothing for ^Bbyou to ^Cborrow And a ^Fmastiff in the ^Bbback running ^Cloose He’s a ^Dmman of constant ^Bbsorrow With a ^Cgarage in ^C7constant ^Fuse.^{C F C}

I ^Fonce had occasion to ^Bbstand on his ^Cbin I was ^Ftrying to attract his a^Bbttention with^Cin A ^Fgap in the curtains a^Bbfforded a ^Cview Of ^Bbultimate loneliness; ^Cabsolute blue. I have ^Fsympathy ^Bbalso for ^CZorro Who was ^Ffencing a^Bbway the a^Cbuse From a ^Dmman of constant ^Bbsorrow With a ^Cgarage in ^C7constant ^Fuse.^{C F C}

A ^Fyacht on his windowsill a^Bbccording to ^Csome A^Flludes to a tragedy which ^Bbrendered him ^Cnumb To ^Fcope with the grief and the ^Bbhurt and the ^Closs He ^Bbexited Crieff, ^CPerth and Kinross. And I’m ^Fsure I could ^Bbcure him to^Cmorrow By su^Fggesting we ^Bbbroker a ^Ctruce Between his ^Dmmind of constant ^Bbsorrow And his ^Cgarage in ^C7constant ^Fuse. ^{C7 F}