Half Man Half Biscuit - Lord herefords knob

As ^EI camped out one evening to ^Btake the midnight ^Eair I heard a maiden grieving from ^Asomewhere over ^Bthere Who ^Ais it you are ^Emourning; for ^Awhom do you wear ^Egrey? She ^Asaid I pine for ^Eno one - I ^F#just can't pay my ^B7way. Ever ^Asince the chattering ^Eclasses in^Bvaded Hebden ^EBridge And ^Apriced the likes of ^Eme and mine to the ^F#pots of the Pennine ^BRidge To ^ASouth East Wales I was ^Eforced to flee and ^Anow I have no ^Ejob That's why tonight I'm ^Asitting on ^B7top of Lord Hereford's ^EKnob.

For you I'd waive expenses to ^Btry and help you ^Eout For your beauty influences the ^Alandscape herea^Bbouts Look ^Aup my betrothed at ^EThree Cocks; be ^Asure she'll see you ^Eright While ^AI go up to ^EYorkshire and ^F#there avenge your ^B7plight. Soon ^Areports were filtering ^Ethrough to me the ^Bpair were drowning in ^Ebliss I ^Acan't recall having ^Eever been cuc^F#kolded quite like ^Bthis I ^Agave up hope ir^Eonically for Lent, ^A Come ^Esee me living in a ^Abivvie if ^B7you're ever up Pen-Y-^EGhent.

Although upon reflection I've ^Bbeen a trifle ^Egreen I still think with affection on ^Aeverything that's ^Bbeen So pre^Apare that fatted ^Ecalf and ^Astring up the bunting ^Egay Your ^Abrisk and bonny ^Eploughboy is ^F#coming home to^B7day. And to^Enight he'll be sitting on ^Btop of Lord Hereford's ^EKnob. ^B7 To^Enight he'll be sitting on ^Btop of Lord Hereford's ^EKnob. ^B7

On ^Etouching the trig point ^BI found my thrill To the ^Eeast Brokeback Mountain, to the ^Bwest Benny Hill I'll ^Egive you the grid ref - you ^Bmight like to go: ^ESO2 2^B4350. ^ECould this be heaven, would ^Bthat be the Severn? ^ETwampa, Twampa, you're ^Bgonna need a jumper, It ^Egets a bit chilly on ^Btop of Lord Hereford's ^EKnob. ^B7 To^Enight he'll be sitting on ^Btop of Lord Hereford's ^EKnob. ^B7All of our songs sound the ^Esame; Tonight he'll be sitting on ^B7top of Lord Hereford's ^EKnob. I'm ^B7keeping two chevrons a^Epart; Tonight he'll be sitting on ^B7top of Lord Hereford's ^EKnob. You're the ^B7reason why paradise ^Elost; Tonight he'll be sitting on ^B7top of Lord Hereford's ^EKnob.