[The melody is 'She'll be comin' round the mountain']

^B7 There is ^Esurely nothing worse than washing sieves There is surely nothing worse than washing ^B7sieves With the ^Epossible exception of ^Abeing Garth Crooks There is ^Esurely nothing ^B7worse than washing ^Esieves.

Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin'

Do you switch the kitchen light off with your ^B7chin' When you're ^Eholding tea and toast and there's ^Ano one else about Do you ^Eswitch the kitchen ^B7light off with your ^Echin'

When you're down beside the lake you're bound to hear

When you're down beside the lake you're bound to ^B7hear When you're ^Edown beside the lake you're bound to ^Ahear somebody say ^E"Careful now, ^B7that swan can break ^Eyour arm".

Oh, before the gods that made the gods were born

Yes before the gods that made the gods were ^B7born Yes be^Efore the gods that made the gods woke ^Aup and made the gods ^EThat's when you got ^B7into, ^Athat's when you got ^Einto Yeah, that's when you first ^B7got into the ^EManics

Half Man Half Biscuit - Lock up your mountain bikes