Half Man Half Biscuit - Knobheads on quiz shows

^AWhat possessed ^Dyou to ap^Aply, Did your friends with good advice im^Eplode? ^AWe should hang you ^Dup in ^Achains Let you rot beside the ill paved ^Eroad. ^BBorn too late for the First World War; The Siege of Troy was long before my ^Etime. ^{D B}Naseby, Jutland, Agincourt; characters perhaps from panto^Emime.^{D C B7 E}

^AAuthors, sport, ^Dlandlocked ^Astates; capitals of Europe and their ^Esize. ^ABreeds of dog; ^Afamous ^Adates, kind of hoping these things don’t a^Erise. I ^Bdon’t watch films in black and white The trees and clouds and birds have passed me ^Eby. ^{D B}I’ll just guess and hope I’m right The first man into space was Captain ^EBligh.^{D C B7 E D C B7 E}

^B Good luck back in work, they’ll’ve heard you were ^Eon ^B Have you got the file for Mr Out In Round ^EOne? ^B Harken a cuckoo - or is it a ^Ewren? ^B Don’t ever darken our doorstep a^Egain...^D......^E.

^ATruth is beauty, ^Dbeauty ^Atruth, all you know on earth – all you need to ^Eknow. ^ASuperb,^D suc^Acinct, pity then for you it’s not quite ^Eso. ^BHickstead, Hickstead, Hickstead, Hickstead? Duck soup, 193^E3. ^{D B}Words beginning with K N O, E D C B7 Words that end in B H E A D...........