Half Man Half Biscuit - Its cliched to be cynical at christmas

^CNow how did I guess you were going to express Your dis^Fdain at the crane with the ^Cbright fairy lights And you’d ^Ammoan at the snow ‘cos your ^Ccar wouldn’t go Oh it’s ^Gclichéd to be ^Fcynical at ^CChristmas.

^CAnd you don’t have a tree and your smile has a fee All the ^Fsame here’s a card for your ^Cboring façade Jingle ^AmBells, piney smells, all the ^Cboys and the girls Say it’s ^Gclichéd to be ^Fcynical at ^CChristmas. Oh it’s ^Gclichéd to be ^Fcynical at ^CChristmas.

^CSee how we yawn at your bile and your scorn It’s a ^Fbeautiful day Peace on ^CEarth has been played Make a ^Amnoise with your toys and ig^Cnore the killjoys ‘Cos it’s ^Gclichéd to be ^Fcynical at ^CChristmas. Oh it’s ^Gclichéd to be ^Fcynical at ^CChristmas.

^CI saw three ships come sailing in Come ^Fsailing ^Cin, come ^Gsailing in, I ^Csaw three ships come sailing in On ^FChristmas Day in the ^Gmor^Cning.