Half Man Half Biscuit - I love you because you look like jim reeves

My ^Cgirlfriend ^Amlooks like ^FPeggy ^GMount ^CWhat am I sup^Amposed to ^Gdo? I’m ^Cup the ^Amcreek and ^Fnever mind the ^Gpaddle boy I ^Chaven’t even ^Amgot a ca^Gnoe.

I ^Csold my ^Amsoul to an ^FArctic ^GRoll I went to ^Chell on a ^Amred ski^Gdoo I did the ^CShake’n’^AmVac and broke my ^Ffucking ^Gback And now my ^Clibrary books are ^Amnine weeks over^Gdue.

^CKnock, ^Amknock, ^Fwho’s ^Gthere? The ^Cpatron ^Amsaint of Llan^Gdudno The ^Cpatron ^Amsaint of Llan^Fdudno ^Gwho? ^CTony ^AmBastable. ^G

^CYou scratch ^Ammy back and ^FI’ll scratch ^Gyours And ^CI’ll be in ^Amheaven be^Ffore ^Gyou I ^Clove ^Amyou bec^Fause ^Gyou ^CLook like Jim ^AmReeves. ^G