Tuning:

[Intro] G Bm C G Em A D D7 G G Bm C G Em A D D7 G D D D D D D C Bm [Chorus]

^GHorror clowns are ^Bmdickheads;^C you know it’s ^Gtrue And ^Emif you’ve got a ^Aphobia of them ^Dyou’re a ^D7dickhead ^Gtoo.

[Instr] G Bm C G Em A D D7 G [Verse 1]

^DChainsaw wielding evil freaks who ^Gchase you through the station Or ^Emjust some boring no accounts with ^Apoor imagi^Dnation.

[Chorus]

^GHorror clowns are ^Bmdickheads;^C you know it’s ^Gtrue And ^Emif you’ve got a ^Aphobia of them ^Dyou’re a ^D7dickhead ^Gtoo.

[Verse 2]

^DMother Mary, meek and mild got ^Glost at Farmageddon ^EmToe to toe with Pennywise she ^Akicked his fuzzy ^Dhead in, singin’

[Chorus]

^GHorror clowns are ^Bmdickheads;^C you know it’s ^Gtrue And ^Emif you’ve got a ^Aphobia of them ^Dyou’re a ^D7dickhead ^Gtoo.

[Instr] G Bm C G Em A D D7 G G Bm C G Em A D D7 G [Break]

^DDon’t go worrying and don’t be wary ^BThey have never been remotely scary. ^GHardly M R James, hardly ^DEdgar Allan Poe ^EmGet a decent ^Amob together they don’t wanna ^Dknow, ^D7oh

[Outro]

^GHorror clowns are ^Bmdickheads;^B7 you know it’s ^Ctrue And ^Emif you’ve got a ^Aphobia of them ^Dyou’re a ^D7dickhead ^Gtoo. Yeah, ^Dyou’re a ^D7dickhead ^Gtoo Yeah, ^Amyou’re...... ^G ^G ^D7 ^G

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