Half Man Half Biscuit - Hedley verityesque

^AFound a nice little ^Dcove^E where nobody ^Aelse goes Took a trip 'round the ^DCaves of Drach And said 'It's ^Egood to explore the more cultural aspects'. ^AHedley Verity^Desque,^E she passed into ^Afolklore Trod on the lines in the ^Dpavement And said 'There's no ^Eroom for enigmas in built-up areas'. ^CSweats who think they're ^Amhard, sweats who think they're hard My ^Chead no end do ^Amin, head no end do in ^DmBrakes fail in the ^Amrain ^Dmdown memory ^Amlane ^DmCome re-live my paper round with ^Eme. ^AAnd I don't see any ^Dmore, I don't see any ^Emore pent up Al^Asatians They used to wait by the ^Ddoor And say 'It's ^Enice to know you're here, it's nice to know you're here'. ^AAnd I don't want any ^Dmore, I don't want any ^Emore stark German ^Afilm noirs And I could well do with^Dout The ^Ehandclapping sequence at the end of Blockbusters. ^{C Am C Am Dm}You were in my ^Amhall, ^Dmnow you're on my ^Amwall Dm E A D E A, D E Peter Sarstedt, Mister Irony - get in the hole. ^CIn some warm la^Amgoon, in some warm lagoon I'll ^Cbe with Ayshea ^Amsoon, be with Ayshea soon ^DmBrakes fail in the ^Amrain ^Dmdown memory ^Amlane ^DmCome re-live my paper round with ^Eme. ^AAnd I don't see any ^Dmore, I don't see any ^Emore big mad Al^Asatians They used to wait by the ^Ddoor And sing 'It's ^Enice to know you're here, it's nice to know you're here'. ^AAnd I don't need any ^Dmore, I don't need any ^Emore stark German ^Afilm noirs And I could well do with^Dout The ^Ehandclapping sequence at the end of Blockbusters

And the only thing I can say is 'Oh ^E7Kip Kei^Ano'.