Half Man Half Biscuit - He who would valium take
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The Ccar that's parked on a Fpavement narked
PeCdestrians and G7children with Cchalk
Their games, their shapes, their Fcapers, their japes
DesCtroyed by a G7thoughtless shiteChawk.
And yea though I walk in the Froad to get past, I'm Cnot in the least aGfraid
For Csoon I shall fly to the Fsweet by and by
ACway from a G7world without Cshade.
A streaker streaks and a Fnation shrugs at a Csaucer-like G7disc in the Csky
A Cstag weekend is a Fpoor weekend
If the Carmy is G7not on standCby.
Pub grub, pub games, pub Fbands, pub names
The CPit Bull that's great with Gkids
If CChelsea, Chantelle and FJordan should gel
My Cfears would be G7laid to my Cskids.
The maverick cops with their Faverage flasks and Cboring unG7orthodox Cways
The Cprevious life as a FPharaoh's wife
Is Cmightily G7irksome these Cdays.
The Lady In Red hides Funder the bed from a Chusband who quotes Chubby GBrown
It's Ccold and it's wet and the Fknell of regret
Is Cpealing throughG7out every Ctown
Is pealing throughG7out every Ctown.