Half Man Half Biscuit - Hair Like Brian May Blues

I woke ^C7up about eleven (ooh) with hair like Brian ^GMay I'm sup^D7posed to be the hardest man on the es^Gtate. ^D7 I'm gonna ^Ggo down to the river, the one that they call the Dee I'm gonna ^C7go down to the river (ooh), that old snake they call the ^GDee ^D7Lord you gotta let me drown so those ringlets they won't ^Gsee. ^D7 Oh, I ^Cneed this situ^Dation^C about as much as I ^Dneed C D G (inst. D7 G C7 G D7 G D7 G D7) The Armoury Show's entire back catalogue. I haven't ^Ggot a balaclava and my good girl, she's got no snood I haven't ^C7got a balaclava (ooh), and my good girl's got no ^Gsnood I take the ^D720.40 boxcar - the one that goes to ^GBude. ^D7 I ^Gtake my rope down to the crossroads to bring my poor heart ease

I hang my ^C7rope down at the crossroads to bring my poor heart ^Gease Oh, but the ^D7devil's built a bypass - chopped down all of the ^Gtrees. ^D7 And ^Chey I need a ^Dbypass^C about as much as I ^Dneed The ^CArmoury Show's en^Dtire back cata^Glogue. ^{D7 G}